Contribute? Of course! We’re always looking for fresh meat—er, I mean, fresh ideas! If you can wield a trowel or at least tell a good plant joke, you’re in. Just send us your thoughts; if they’re not too thorny, we’ll find a spot for them in our garden of content.
Ah, the creators of this botanical wonderland? Just a couple of garden gnomes with WiFi and a passion for puns. Realistically, we’re a team of plant enthusiasts, dirt diggers, and one cat who loves to type when no one’s looking. Seriously, half of those typos are his.
We update just as often as a well-watered plant grows—a little bit every day but you really notice it once a week! Stick around for your weekly dose of photosynthesis, fertilizer facts, and the occasional gardening meme.
Only if you want to look as cool as cucumbers wearing sunglasses. Our blog is designed to be clear and fun, but hey, if you want to rock some spectacles to feel more intellectual while reading about mulch, we’re not going to stop you.
That’s okay! Debate is the compost of conversation—it helps new ideas grow. Just be gentle; our egos are as fragile as a seedling. But seriously, we love hearing different perspectives, even if they’re about the controversial world of leaf raking.